MEN IN BLACK 3        :)   OMG


THE PHOENIX: Hello! I'm back and this time with a MOVIE REVIEW!!! When I went to see this movie I knew that I wouldn't be disappointed. Will Smith has always made me laugh, no matter what movie he is in. This one has no exception. IT WAS 
HI - LA - RI - OUS - ! The basic story line is that there is this creature that escapes from jail and wants to kill Agent K because K shot his arm off. Agent J (Will Smith) has to stop him. But it doesn't end there. The creature wants to use time travel to go back to that same day when K shot his arm so that when he kills him, he can have his arm back.Do you think Agent J can stop him, or do you think the creature will be successful, kill K, and take over the world.You will just have to watch the movie to find out.

Great Minecraftian!!! Ant Venom! Super Cool


THE PHOENIX: This dude is great you NEED to see him. He plays Minecraft the wat everyone should. In this video, Ant Venom competes in the minecraft survival games. These particula videos are really exciting. It has everyone you like. Paulsoaresjr, Slyfoxhound, ihascupquake, and more. CHECK IT OUT!!!


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PHOENIX's First Video!!!

YEAH YUH!!!!!! MINECRAFT IS OUT ON X BOX 360!!!!!

THE PHOENIX: OOOOMMMMGGGGG!!!!!!!! MInecraft is finally out on X Box 360!!!! I have been waiting forever for this to happen. The first thing that you should know is that the game is not on a disc. You have to go to the game market place and for that you need internet connection. Once you are there you can search the for the game and it will be in the X Box Live Arcade. The game costs 1600 credits, which is $20 in real money. I just got the free demo to start off with and I have to say that as soon as I hit "play game". I was amazed. It was so cool to see Minecraft so big on your TV. You walk with the left stick, and change your view with the right stick. Also, you break blocks with the right trigger, and place them with the left trigger. I'm not going to give a whole tutorial, but I do want to say that a really cool thing for me was the crafting. It is very different than on the computer version, and I don't know how to describe it. I guess you will just have to see for yourself. The game though is in a earlier update, so there won't be things like the hunger bar, xp orbs, and sprinting. It will be fine once they update it. As a result, Minecraft for X Box 360 is really cool, and you should go buy it today!!!

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Jeffrey Dallas, Stuck Inside Your Head, Funny Video

THE PHOENIX: Hello my fire birds. Today I posted this video that I thought was pretty funny. This video was made by someone named Julian Smith who dresses up with weird glasses and a white shirt and always sings songs. When he is like this he cals himself Jeffrey Dallas, the retarded looking man always with a song in his head. This video shows him sing a song about when a song is stuck inside his head. Pretty strange, but AWESOME!!!! Watch and see.

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Motley Crue and Kiss, ON TOUR!!!!!!!!!!
THE PHOENIX: Hello my burning buddies. THE PHOENIX here telling you about some ROCK N ROLL news. I don't know if you heard, but the two bands KISS AND Motley Crue are going on tour together. KISS is a band from the 70s that wears really cool makeup on their faces. They are pretty old, but they sure know how to put on a good show. Motley Crue came out a little later, but they are equally awesome. Sometimes during a show, the drummer ties himself to the chair and the entire drumset  spins!!! Now, if you don't know what I am saying, let me spell it out for you. KISS + MOTLEY CRUE = AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Regular Show vs. Adventure Time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE PHOENIX: Now, before I even start, let me just say that both of these shows are really cool. I love them both because they are both cartoons that only have one purpose. To make you laugh. These two shows are not for everyone though. Some people don't like it because of the kind of humor the creators are going at. They are going for jokes that are kind of stupid and just plain weird. I LOVE THAT SOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!! It is hilarious. But if your a person that likes comedy that is smart and clever, just keep on walking because this is not for you. It is really hard for me to pick which one is my favorite. Adventure Time is cool because it is fun and wacky, with a lot of strange creatures and, ironically, they are always going on adventures. The Regular Show is also cool because it can get really weird. The show is about a raccoon and a blue jay who work for a person who has gumballs in his head! And in Adventure Time, the dog named Jake can stretch into unimaginable shapes! Finally, I think that I like The Regular Show better, mostly because of the fact that it is  more funny. Adventure Time is epic and all, but it is just not the same. The main reason why I like it better is because of the cool catch phrases they have. They always say, " YEEEAAAAHHH YYYUUUHHH!!!!!." I find that funny and I have heard it so many times that now I'm saying it. So, over all, and no offense to all those Adventure Time lovers, I like The Regular Show better. YEEEAAAHHH YYYUUHHH!!!!!!!

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THE KRAKEN: THE KRAKEN will give his opinion another time